1
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I have bad news.
They have canceled us.

2
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Oh no, Peter!
But why?

3
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Unfortunately, Lois,
There is no room left in the schedule.

4
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We have to accept that Fox
has to make room

5
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for such amazing programs
such as "Dark Angel", "Titus",

6
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"Undeclared", "Action",
"That '80s Show",

7
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"Wonderfalls", "Fastlane",
"Andy Richter controls the universe,"

8
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"Skin", "Girls Club",
"Cracking Up",

9
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"The Pitts", "Firefly",
"Get Real",

10
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"Freakylinks", "Wanda at Large",
"Costello", "The Lone Gunmen",

11
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"A Minute with Stan Hooper",
"Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena",

12
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"Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie",
"The Street",

13
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"American Embassy",
"Cedric the Entertainer",

14
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"The Tick", "Louie"
and "Greg the Bunny."

15
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Is there no hope?

16
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I guess if all those programs
If they fail, maybe they will replace us.

17
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-What are you seeing, Peter?
-"The passion of Christ."

18
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Seriously, I can't believe that guy
I put up with it without doing anything.

19
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If it were me,
they would have found out.

20
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Enough!

21
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-Enough!
-Okay.

22
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Okay?

23
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-Okay.
-Good.

24
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Hi guys.

25
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-I have them outside my pants.
-I'm happy for you.

26
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I just bought sheets
in Bed, Bath and Beyond.

27
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I hope you didn't get involved
in Beyond.

28
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Here are the cups.

29
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Honey, what do you think
If we baptize the new sheets?

30
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Lois Griffin, what a scamp!

31
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-That's me.
-Dirty slut!

32
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Slutty, stinking prostitute!

33
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Okay. I've already heard it.

34
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Infested street whore
of venereal diseases.

35
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Well, that's it.

36
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I love being a landowner.

37
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George!

38
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George,
Who is this George?

39
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George Clooney.

40
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Is our sex life so boring
What do you think of George Clooney?

41
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I'm sorry honey. lately
I find it a bit monotonous.

42
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Well I don't know what to do. I don't know
almost no more exciting things.

43
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Maybe I could get hooked
these nipple clamps.

44
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Oh, God!

45
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Does this turn you on?

46
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I don't know. It's just that I no longer feel
the spark from before.

47
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On our honeymoon,
We even did it on the carpet.

48
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Wait a second, we need that.
A second honeymoon!

49
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Peter, what a great idea!

50
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Yes, we will be
like "The Honeymooners."

51
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One of those days, Alice.
One of these days...

52
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Yes, yes, I know, Ralph.
Straight to the moon.

53
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That's all. Remember:

54
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while your father and I are
On Cape Cod, Brian is in charge.

55
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I'll take care of them, Lois.
You guys, have a good time.

56
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-Bye bye.
-Goodbye, dad. I love you.

57
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If I decide to poop
in the pants now,

58
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you are the only one who can
change me What do you think?

59
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-I'm not going to change you.
-That?

60
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I'm not going to change you.

61
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You're not serious.

62
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What if I make a turd?

63
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I won't, I won't, I won't.
Damn, I missed it!

64
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Chris, stop it!

65
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Brian, Chris has fingered himself.
in the nose and wants to touch me.

66
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What's the point of taking out
mine gold

67
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If I can't share it
with the Mongols?

68
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By God! These kids are going to do
let him shoot me.

69
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If I were in charge,
we wouldn't have that problem.

70
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-Do you have any ideas? Forward.
-I'll tell you.

71
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But of course
in exchange for something.

72
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What, how does it smell,
Does it smell like servitude?

73
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Torpedoes out!

74
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Lois.

75
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Lois, honey.

76
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Dear.

77
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You're awake.
Can you hand me the donuts?

78
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Take.
Where are we?

79
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Approximately two hours
from the most luxurious motel on Cape Cod.

80
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Peter, it will be wonderful.

81
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I'm so excited
I want the diaphragm now.

82
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Disgusting!
Why don't you go back to sleep?

83
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-I'll wake you up when I arrive.
-Okay.

84
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Look how many hamburgers.

85
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You can't eat them all,
stupid

86
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He's going to eat them!

87
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This guy is stupid.

88
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Did you hear me, fool?
You are...

89
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Peter, what the hell is wrong with you?

90
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I fall asleep for ten minutes and
He crashes the car into a tree.

91
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My God!
You must concentrate on the road.

92
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We almost killed ourselves.

93
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Look how the car turned out.
Total disaster, Peter!

94
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Oh, fantastic!
How are we going to get to...?

95
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My God!
I knew I had to drive.

96
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I always have to do it.

97
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I can't trust you,
Peter Griffin.

98
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God!
Do we have to sleep here?

99
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They said they will have the car
arranged for tomorrow.

100
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And then, to continue
with our second honeymoon.

101
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-Peter, a pilingui in bed!
-Hello.

102
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Don't move, Lois.
Your vision is based on movement.

103
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Where are they?

104
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And now we return
with "Two and a Half Men."

105
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Relief!

106
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Change, Chris.
I want to see "George Lopez."

107
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That program insists on the topic
that George Lopez is funny.

108
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-Give it to me, Meg!
-Give me control.

109
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-Chris, stop, stay still!
-Stop at once.

110
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My hat!

111
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Now put it on.

112
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You better calm down.

113
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Chris, give him back the hat.

114
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I don't have to obey you,
you are a dog!

115
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You have no soul!

116
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Don't indulge him.
Yell at them.

117
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That's it!

118
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It is obvious that you need
some type of activity,

119
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so, i don't know,
How about we read a book?

120
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Stewie, go see
What does Peter have there?

121
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Two Garfield books

122
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and the movie novel
"The crazy club."

123
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"'Tomorrow,' said Ty
throwing another ball.

124
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'Tomorrow'."

125
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One moment.

126
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Thank goodness!

127
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"Garfield Loose" by Jim Davis.

128
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As you see in this drawing, Garfield
He doesn't want to know anything about Nermal.

129
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But Nermal has come back here
to stay.

130
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Or not?
Let's continue.

131
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OK.
I'll be there.

132
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,863
Peter and Lois had to accompany
Chris tomorrow at the high school dance,

133
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,365
-So I'll have to go.
-You mean both.

134
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:13,827
You need me to be a father.
You don't know how to do it alone.

135
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Plus I know how to deal
to the children. Not like Gepetto.

136
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Oh no!
I have dropped my glasses.

137
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By the way, Pinocchio,
A cookie is missing from the tin.

138
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Haven't you caught it?
by chance?

139
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Yes, dad Geppetto.
And I'm sorry.

140
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Are you sure it was you?
I'll believe you if you say it wasn't you.

141
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No, it was me, dad.
I don't want to lie to you.

142
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You can try it.
Maybe I won't punish you.

143
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900 bucks to fix the car!
It was what we had for this trip.

144
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This second honeymoon was good
idea, but maybe we should go back.

145
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Then an attractive man
with a mustache summarizes the news

146
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with a pleasant baritone voice.
Don't go.

147
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,960
But, first,
journalist Tricia Takanawa

148
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,213
tells us about the inauguration of the
Manhattan's latest luxury hotel.

149
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,591
Diane, I'm at the door
from Park Barrington Hotel

150
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because they don't allow
access to Asians.

151
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How luxurious!
Ideal for a second honeymoon.

152
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Park Barrington already attracts
to many famous names

153
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as the Christianity enthusiast
Mel Gibson

154
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who has his own room
in permanent reserve.

155
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a room
that he barely uses.

156
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Which you hardly use, eh?

157
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Lois, I'm running out
if an idea occurs

158
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better than my experiment
with genetic division.

159
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Lois, a question.
Do we have any painkillers?

160
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How I envy them!
They have all their lives ahead of them.

161
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Oh God! Look at that boy.
For being in eighth grade, it is very ugly.

162
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,719
Careful.
Don't hurt yourselves dancing.

163
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First, stretch your hamstrings well
to heat them.

164
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Come on, Chris!
It's just vodka.

165
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,270
Jeff has her out of the closet
of his father.

166
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,731
Yes, do you see it? It's rich.

167
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,734
Well, okay.
I'll take a sip.

168
00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,112
Christopher Griffin!
Does that have alcohol?

169
00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,989
This time you're going to find out.

170
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,202
You are absolutely right, guys.
Because, when you drink, no one wins.

171
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:22,372
Last year there were 27,000 deaths
due to liver diseases

172
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,166
as a result
of alcohol abuse.

173
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,417
Now we know.

174
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,419
Knowing it is half the battle.

175
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:32,090
G.I. Joe.

176
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:40,474
-Peter, we can't pay for it.
-No, but Mel Gibson, yes.

177
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:47,648
Excuse me. I'm Mel Gibson. I want
the key to my reserved room.

178
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,982
Are you Mel Gibson?

179
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,401
Yes, I have gained weight
for my next movie.

180
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:55,072
I play Peter Griffin, a heroic
warrior who challenged the English

181
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,032
to free England
of the English.

182
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,576
Pickled oysters!
I will escort you to your room.

183
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,788
The toilet paper
It's made of money.

184
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,124
Yes. And look. They even have
high class british porn.

185
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,920
Almost, almost, almost.

186
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,922
-That's it.
-Well done.

187
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,217
So you thought you were older?

188
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,427
More sophisticated?

189
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,222
I haven't drunk a drop.

190
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,307
Furthermore, he gave it to me
Jake Tucker.

191
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,727
We will go talk to the parents of
Jake tomorrow after my burps.

192
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,646
Until then,
Punished, Chris.

193
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,523
Come on, what a bummer!

194
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,568
-Do you want us to stop the car?
-You can do whatever you want.

195
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,153
Okay, we'll stop, we'll stop.
For.

196
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,496
If they ask you about these
Cardinals, what will you tell them?

197
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,249
What have they given me?
with a baseball.

198
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,215
Oh, Mel!

199
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,800
Mel?
One moment.

200
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,094
Did you imagine
What am I Mel Gibson?

201
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,389
Ya...
You don't find me so attractive anymore.

202
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,725
Honey, I'm sorry,
I know you try

203
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,811
but you can't force it
the spark to a marriage.

204
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,356
So it seems to me that this
It has been a waste of time.

205
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,066
-Peter.
-I don't want to talk about that!

206
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,735
I'm going to watch more porn.

207
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,073
Margaret, we could keep
sexual relations now.

208
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,201
-Yes, it could be.
-But better, no.

209
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,415
Do you think we've been harsh
with Chris?

210
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,751
That?
Oh dear, no, no!

211
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,128
No no. I don't think so.

212
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:38,008
-And you?
-No. It always bothers me to be strict.

213
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,387
Have I remembered
to turn off the kitchen? Yes.

214
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,725
I feel everything that has happened,
Peter.

215
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:50,354
I will be in a phase where only
I am attracted to handsome men.

216
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,315
And what do we do, recognize that
Isn't our marriage exciting?

217
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:57,694
spend the rest of our lives
looking at each other while we have breakfast

218
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,571
and we talk about how much
that we like cereals?

219
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,241
-I love cereals.
-Yeah. And me too.

220
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,993
And they are very healthy.
My God! It has already started.

221
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,954
Lois, we're done.

222
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,000
Oh!

223
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,795
The private screening room
by Mel Gibson.

224
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,129
What is this?

225
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:21,009
In the 33rd year of our era...

226
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,345
The messiah!

227
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,265
-It's not there.
-Where has he gone?

228
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,229
Hold on!

229
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,191
Man, Jesus, you're crazy, crazy!

230
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,734
That's what my ex-wife said.

231
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,572
Uncle, to be the son of God,
you are a son of...

232
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,492
Chris Tucker

233
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,287
and Jim Casavi... Ca...
Cavi... Caviziel?

234
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,622
Is that so?
The guy from the first movie.

235
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,958
"The Passion of the Christ 2".

236
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,751
Crucify him.

237
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,346
-Do you know how to use one of these?
-And do you know how to use one of these?

238
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:12,394
Next July, let
that he who is free from sin

239
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,022
give the first host.

240
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,399
Oh, God, what we were missing!

241
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,693
More Christian nonsense
by Mel Gibson.

242
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,612
But this will not see the light of day.

243
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,489
No, if I can do
something to avoid it.

244
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,033
Peter, are you crazy?

245
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:30,037
It's one thing to steal the towels,
Mel Gibson's bathrobe and Nazi things

246
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,372
and another, take a movie
billionaire.

247
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,166
He is a very powerful man.

248
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,293
It can get us stopped
or kill us.

249
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,045
The risk is worth it,

250
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,923
if we avoid the world
another two hours of torture.

251
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,842
We have to get rid of this
for the sake of Jesus,

252
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,428
Snoopy and all the characters
children's favorites.

253
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,554
Come on!

254
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,807
Excuse me.
We work for Mel Gibson.

255
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,102
He says he left something valuable in
his room and we came to look for him.

256
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,481
Mr. Gibson just left.
There it is!

257
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,942
Lois, run!

258
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,235
High!

259
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:22,673
They reach us.
We shouldn't have stolen the movie.

260
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,717
This is more tense than ever
that I forgot how to sit.

261
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,726
Peaceful.
I think I know how to throw them off.

262
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,484
Peter, what the hell are you doing?

263
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,279
Lois, trust me.
How many times have I done this before?

264
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,114
Okay, but be careful.

265
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,393
Be polite and don't make comments
on his son's face.

266
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,979
Be quiet.
I am always very polite.

267
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,609
I hope we don't end
on the evening news.

268
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,904
Very funny.

269
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,323
Brian, please come in.

270
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,659
Does my wife bring you anything, Stacy?

271
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,953
-Go to hell, Tom.
-I'm in it, dear.

272
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,496
Yes, Mr. Tucker.

273
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,875
Apparently his son, Jake,
he brought vodka to the high school dance

274
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,710
and they blamed Chris.

275
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,839
This unpleasant situation has given
a total turnaround in his face... life.

276
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,639
It is none of my business if it has given
a turnaround in his expensive life.

277
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,974
-Jake is a good boy, right?
-Yeah.

278
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,810
-Listen, Mr. Tucker.
-It's over. Get out of my house, Toby.

279
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,897
Good. If that's going to be your answer,
this will be mine.

280
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,482
-Yeah. Look closely.
-Enough!

281
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,067
-You don't like it, do you?
-Enough!

282
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,569
-Yeah. Don't do that on the carpet.
-This is what Toby would do.

283
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:10,280
-Enough, okay, okay!
-How nice it is, how I like it!

284
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,406
I love it!

285
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,036
We have to get revenge on Jake Tucker
for what he did to Chris.

286
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,996
I know, I know, I know.

287
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,873
Put drugs in your locker.

288
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,876
-Holy cow, what a great idea!
-I knew you would like it.

289
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,712
Look at that poster with the drawing
by Yosemite Sam.

290
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,048
It's better
Don't come close, Brian.

291
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,845
I think we misled them.

292
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,223
Stay here.
I'll go bury the movie.

293
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:44,147
Well, Mel Gibson, this is garbage.
that the world will not have to endure.

294
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:46,567
How smart I am!

295
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,069
That's why I convinced Congress
to declare war.

296
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,240
There is no reason to justify
the invasion of Iraq.

297
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,909
Maybe not,
but what we are forgetting is

298
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:58,537
that who is not in favor
of war is a sissy.

299
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,663
I'm for it!

300
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,873
Yeah!

301
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,666
-Yeah!
-Of course.

302
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,085
I was the first
in wanting to declare war.

303
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,435
Peter!

304
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,105
Lois!

305
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,735
"Bring the movie to my house
on Mount Rushmore in three days

306
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,236
or your wife will die.
Mel Gibson.

307
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,280
And don't get lost
'Two birds in a stone'

308
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,240
Tuesday night on TBS.”

309
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,665
It's nothing personal, Mrs. Griffin.
I only do what I have to do.

310
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,167
What is he going to do to me?

311
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,835
What is he going to do to me?

312
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,963
As soon as your husband gives me
What I want will come home.

313
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,465
Is there anyone here?

314
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:52,799
Peter!

315
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:55,219
Good, Gibson.
Give me back my wife

316
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,429
or another woman
of equal physical attractiveness.

317
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,639
And the movie?

318
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,769
-Come on, honey, let's get out of here!
-Peter, are you going to give it back to him?

319
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,063
Peaceful.
There is a dog shit,

320
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,273
But by the time you realize,
we will be far away

321
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,733
It's a dog shit!

322
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,984
Lois...

323
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,152
-What?
-Jump!

324
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:18,367
No. Wait.
I will deal with them personally.

325
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,043
-We are on top of the monument.
-The milk!

326
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,427
I know it's not the time
to feel proud,

327
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,805
but Mel Gibson
He is shooting at us.

328
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,769
Peter, help!

329
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,521
Oh, mother! I'm coming, Lois.

330
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,983
Lois, I'm a booger.

331
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,569
Peter, for God's sake!

332
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,320
Okay, okay. Take my hand.

333
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,868
And now, Mr. Griffin,
I want the movie.

334
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:04,204
Yes. The president has it
Rushmore. There, in his mouth.

335
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,130
My God!
He has jumped off the cliff.

336
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,633
Don't miss anything. The Christians
They don't believe in gravity.

337
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,181
Peter, he's back.

338
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,766
-What, the itch?
-No no. The spark

339
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,979
Honey, you've never attracted me
as much as at this moment.

340
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,856
Really?
Well...

341
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,818
This honeymoon was action
that our marriage needed,

342
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,612
what it doesn't do
more than proving that...

343
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,238
Shut up and move on!

344
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,995
-Peter!
-Yeah!

345
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,749
Jefferson, to the parrot!
They're fucking in my head.

346
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,294
Cool! Teddy,
tell that to Frankenstein.

347
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,425
a student
from the Buddy Cianci Institute

348
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,344
has been arrested
for drug possession.

349
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,597
He has been sentenced to 200 hours
community work

350
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,432
and he is a very bad child.

351
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,727
Ollie Williams will give us
the punishment provisions. Ollie.

352
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,188
-He's going to find out.
-Thank you, Ollie. Now, this.

353
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,981
Did you put cocaine in it
in your locker?

354
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,900
-Yeah.
-Wow! Who gave it to you?

355
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,109
I have a type.

356
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:19,363
Don't let it destroy you.
Before I was a lawyer.

357
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,616
See you very soon.
Until next week, country.


